Salmon Flavored Chewing Gum

'Rella and I are using the wacky Guinness Book of World Record writing prompt cards I found at Staples on clearance last week. (I blogged about them here.) Today I chose a picture card that featured the biggest bubble-gum bubble.

'Rella always wants to know the name of the person who holds the record. In this case, it is Chad Fell. (There's a photo the bottom of this page.)

One of the writing prompts (which we are talking through and not writing about yet) asked us if gum could change flavors and we could create gum to taste like an entire dinner, what flavors would we choose?

She chose salad, salmon patties, and cake.

Ew.