Thursday, September 16, 2010

Two Open Letters...

Dear Boar's Head,

When your company has a representative at the grocery store offering free samples, don't serve meat, cheese, and condiment samples on round wheat crackers beside the sign that says all of Boar's Head products are gluten free.

Dear Amanda Bennett,

I went to the library to gather books so my homeschooler and I can dig into "Autumn Treasures". I have a special request: In future unit studies, please choose books that are on the top shelves at my library and not the bottom two. *wink*

Between my full belly and reflux on one hand and the fact that my knees have been bothering me on the other, both bending over and squatting to see the lower shelves was out of the question. Additionally, the low rise jeans that are in fashion reveal a butt crack in either of the above attempts to retrieve a book from the lower shelves, as does actually sitting on the floor to search a lower shelf. Good thing I was wearing a long shirt.

4 comments:

momma24 said...

bwahahahaha That was absolutely funny!! Thanks for the laugh.

One Mom said...

Love the letters! Stopping by from the crew! If you have a chance, come check out the giveaway I have going on right now!

Elinette said...

Those are great letters! LOL!

Guiding Light said...

ha ha ha

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